Ode to Crappy Spinach
A crime against Spinach has been committed today,
committed today in the very worst way.
Tasteless and limp and soggy and bland,
the poor Spinach before me has so been wronged.
With its leafy green glory torn away from it
by overcooking, under-seasoning,
left on the plate to be discarded as scrap.
Quite frankly, my friends, this Spinach is crap.